Thursday, July 26, 2012

LeMons Post 3 – Our 24 Hours

Our opening line-up of drivers was going to be Trekkor, Christen, me, Cameron, John, and then Jim. We needed to alternate the McClelland drivers due to some shared race equipment issues. Once the cars lined up, all the fooling around was done, not necessarily the foolishness, just the part we did for laughs. The race was like bats out of hell from start to finish. If you’ve never seen bats out of hell check out the YouTube link and simply switch the bats for cars in your mind and you have an accurate depiction of the race, all 24 hours of it except the drivers are not equipped with radar, only small mirrors with no time to study them. 

Trekkor got us out and going, with his LeMons racing experience, getting the feel for the car and avoiding all the troubles 130+ cars will make going at race speeds on a 3 miles track. I did the math; evenly spaced going the same speed we would have about 70 feet between each car. That barely happened; only on the opening few laps under the yellow flag when each car was let onto the track one at a time; picture a funeral procession with everyone going at a sedate speed, no passing, all polite and respectful. Then the green flag came out and you should refer back to the bats-out-of-hell view of the race. The only times it wasn’t so nuts was when the yellow flag came out and then there is no passing from yellow to yellow. There were two corner worker changes that came under a double yellow flag with two emergency vehicles keeping everyone in check and the slow procession was on; we learned from the first switch of corner workers and ducked in for a driver change and fuel stop loosing only a lap in the process.

The only other exception to cars going round and round the track was under the one red flag condition. Everyone stopped where they were when the red flags came out once the car rolled that I referred to in the first post. With all the video available on this race I am really surprised that nobody caught this. It was a scary moment in time met with a relieved cheer when the driver climbed out on his own power and walked it off.
Round and round the track is merely a figure of speech for the Buttonwillow Raceway. Here is a track map of the raceway; they have 29 different race and test configurations none of which are circles or even close to an oval. It is a very technical track to drive and that’s one thing that attracts me to it. The other is the utter majesty of the surroundings. Well, I couldn’t find the sarcasm font for that part…

This is the map of track configuration #15. It doesn’t really do justice to the banks or lack thereof or of the hills that are just big enough to hide the back side. A nice, technical track, sure to test drivers of any experience level.
Christen’s stint was cut short after only a few laps when the driver of another team slammed side on into her, cracking two rims while blowing out the tires. She did a fantastic job of limping the car into our pit where we spent about 30 minutes or so doing body work, changing to the older worn tires, getting me ready to take an early shift, and costing us a minimum of 10 laps. In my opinion, this other team should have been DQ’d for being so out of control even though the driver found her and apologized. During the award “ceremonies” we had to restrain Christen from going after them when they were named the B Class winners. Secretly, I wanted her be for real mad and break free so I could separate them but she was clowning, mostly; peacemakers have opportunities most folks don’t notice during the fray.
Getting into all of the driver’s gear and squeezing in through the roll cage is a chore and takes practice. The driver dives through the cage in full gear, settles into the seat, and gets his arms out of the way while two team members strap him in. I had to laugh when I got home Sunday from the race when I found ESPN on the tube and they were showing a driver being belted in by two teammates; it was exactly what we went through over our 24 hour race. I couldn't find a YouTube video of this chore so you'll have to use your imagination or watch the next race on TV. Picture putting a sardine back into the can and re-sealing the it.
I was completely un-prepared for my first shift. I got onto the track having gotten lost on the way and then sped on to merge with traffic, not too bad getting on and then I was through turns 2 and 3 and heading to a nice configuration of turns when the bats caught up with me and there was not a moment of relative peace on the track after that. Even the yellow flags gave only a few minutes of respite from the hectic pace. I got two or three laps in when I blew the first of two valve cover gaskets having gone well over our self-imposed 5,000 RPMs in my adrenalin induced need to complete and keep the other, more aggressive drivers off my bumper…and fenders. I lasted another few laps and spent a total of about 45 minutes on the track when the second gasket went. I know I cost us six or so laps with that.
We changed quickly from me to John ostensibly to get him on the track in case we had to pull off for good if the high oil pressure couldn’t be controlled. John did great, giving us many good laps over his two-hour shift without blowing a gasket as did everyone else who drove throughout the race, even me, until the last couple of laps when Jim went more all out to catch the eventual winner, more on his final stint later.
There were no other incidents of note along the way that brought us to a halt or even a long pause. My second shift was from 10 p.m. to midnight when I turned into a pumpkin. Somewhere along the way between shifts I caught a 30 minute nap and was really ready to go; more prepared for the pace of the race, my own driving shortcomings, and 4,500 RPM limit we put on the car. Driving at night was surreal; the track was barely lit by only reflectors and the islands of light surrounding the turn worker stations. We were going so fast that to take your eyes off the track could send you out into the dark, lost from all observers, only to be found after sunrise and the circling Turkey Vultures. Headlights, driving spot-lights, and the lighted decorations of the cars made it like some sort of B movie horror flick of monsters chasing monsters through the night. As I said, I didn’t blow another car gasket, only the gasket we have between race competitiveness and road rage when a bedeviled BMW dove in on me and hit my left front bumper. I barely maintained decorum where I could have turned hard into the contact and sent him spinning off into the infield where he belonged and we both continued on. I have to confess here that I took some perverse pleasure in seeing the devil car being towed off on a flatbed truck and out of the race for good sometime later in the pre-dawn hours.
We then arranged our rotation so that Jim could cross the finish line and receive a well deserved checkered flag. I drove just before him for my final shift from 6 a.m. to 8 a.m. having found an hour nap with a couple of noddings off here and there. Daylight had just taken hold when I re-entered the track and my nemesis, the stretch limo/Titanic, was just ahead of me early on. I kept getting stuck behind him not having the race skills required to get around him without causing a multicar pile-up. I totally misjudged my opportunity with nobody behind me coming on and I tried to pass him on the outside of a sharp curve leading into the ess turns. He just kept coming further out into the turn and left me nowhere to go but off and so into the penalty box for leaving the track at a further cost of 3 laps. After getting back on the track I made some decent laps, not enough to overcome the eventual winner, but some decent laps. I did get rear ended when a very slow moving car was in front of me going into a curve and someone fast approaching me from behind. The driver in front inexplicably went to his brakes; I was able to avoid hitting him but the guy in back of me got me. I thought we were going to lock bumpers but was able to shake him off and continue on; it was a close call with a serious time wasting as the penalty if we couldn’t shake it off; there were no black flags for us and we went on our way.
Jim got into the car and we only had a three lap deficit. As the race neared the climax more and more teams gravitated to the second story of the race tower just behind the finish line. There was loads of excitement as different teams calculated their positions in the race using a smart phone app tied right to the race computer. Jim closed the gap and then the red flags came out when the car tumbled off the track and back on. It was another 20 minutes until the race restarted and that could have meant another lap on the leader for class C. As it was, there wasn’t enough time even without the stoppage, Jim pushed the car and turned a 2:22 on the lap. That’s 17 seconds better than my timed run in the racing 914 without other drivers around to contend with. Amazingly, he blew out the gasket on the last lap, received the checkered flag and immediately left the track by the back door because he was out of gas and sputtered into our pit area.
I hate doing the math on this since we finished second by a mere two laps and everywhere I looked my shifts cost us laps. Somewhat objectively and very much in the way of emotional self-preservation, we overcame everything within our control but could not overcome the eight lap penalty and the 10+ laps the classless B driver cost us early on in the race. Jim was ecstatic about the whole race, our team, and our getting it all done. That was my victory lap.
For an official race wrap up by the organizers go to YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWIJ-8H29Ow
For more videos search YouTube on: 24 hours of lemons 2012 buttonwillow

Part 4 will be my personal reflect on "The Race in the Rearview Mirror".
jjwhite

Friday, July 13, 2012

24 Hours of Lemons - Post 2 - The Bug Team

Our team came together from Del Mar, La Crescenta, Napa, and Walnut Creek, CA on Thursday afternoon and set up our pit area complete with a carpeted car port for working on the car, a hauler trailer with refrigerator, swamp cooler, generator, storage, and sleeping area. Thursday evening and all day Friday were full of car preparation, the tech inspections on Friday afternoon and our brief beer lap, and then finishing the car prep late Friday night. The race start was at 10:00 a.m. on Saturday, and was to finish at, you guessed it, 10:00 a.m. on Sunday, unless your car became un-driveable beforehand. To get to the start on time, Jim and Trekkor, the geniuses behind our car, worked feverishly until 11:00 the night before, fixing the battery tie down infraction and an electrical problem (something shorting out the gauges). They were brilliant, got us through second tech, and got us on the track for the start. I was, and am, in awe of their determination, creativity, and drive; they were indefatigable and would not be deterred.

Dos Equis Race Team - Post Race

Our team, from left in the post race photo:

Christen McClelland – Daughter of Jim and Shirley McClelland, former bartender, current nanny extraordinaire, up and coming cross-fit boss, and hands down the best looking driver on the team.

Kristen Reina-Giatzis – close friend of the McClellands, and extraordinary mother, and our hydration/nutrition specialist, we’d have all passed out without her.
Kaleb Yager – friend and project partner with Trekkor Willis, our amazing crew chief, tool retrieval magician, man of the pits, refueling maniac, and a real cool dude to hang around.
Shirley McClelland – wife of Jim, mother of Christen and Cameron, menu expert, food preparation wizard, and a real boost in the morale. We’d have starved without her and fought like barbarians.
Jim McClelland – Jerry’s best friend, see above for all the relationships, architect, king of the car, speed dreamer of the team, one hot driver, and our coach.
Cameron McClelland – Jim and Shirley’s son, water polo coach, former BMW person, with a future that is wide open and ready, and a skilled driver. I just like being around him.
Jerry White – that would be me, Jim’s longtime friend, microwave radio planner, would be writer, and lucky to be allowed back on the track as a driver.
Trekkor Wills – Friend to Jim and now to us all, Tile Man Supreme, gifted fabricator, tireless innovator, and a lead-off driver that could drive in anyone’s lineup anywhere in the lineup. Cool as cool-aide.
“The Most Interesting Man in the World” – Even his cardboard cutout outclasses us all.
John Maple – Jim’s friend and former business partner, architect, ultra-compatible roommate, driver extraordinaire, and an all around good man.
This is a fun loving crew that is no-nonsense when it came to the car and driving it. Even in the midst of a wild race baptism for me I felt safe and supported. I’ll go to the track with any and all of them any time.
More photos of the team:
Post Race w/ the star in front
3 of Amigos - Post Tech, John, Jim, & Jerry
What a great cast of characters for a memorable chapter in life's wonderous story.

















I have to confess that the funny pilot's hats were my idea and what's more is that I'm wearing mine as I post this.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

24 Hours of LeMons – An Iron Side Up Perspective

Post 1 – The Race Concept and Our Car

In the interest of full disclosure, this post is not about a motorcycle ride or riding but is about my experience in The 24 Hours of LeMons, “Arse Sweat Apalooza“ car race from my Iron Side Up point of view. Iron Side Up is the older and complementary version of “Keep the Rubber Side Down”. I always feel it is a good idea to do that on roads of any kind and during this weekend’s race felt it was especially true with a startling reminder with less than one hour to go in the race when a car rolled after being hit by another and ended up with the rubber side up and iron side down. Thankfully, the driver climbed out of the car on his own power and walked away; a testament to the safety measures required for each car.
The race is just as advertised; a 24 hour endurance race of cars best described as lemons with a purchase price of $500 to get the car and get it running with no cap on spending to have it safe with a full roll cage, safety seat and racing harness, brakes and tires. Drivers have to wear full double lined driving suits (or singles with Nomex underwear), fire rated driving shoes w/ Nomex socks, fire rated driving gloves, and a fire rated helmet w/ visor, a HANS neck restraint device, and a Nomex balaclava if you have facial hair. Any of you who have seen me without facial hair for the first time in over 28 years now know why I did it; so I could breathe in the 90 degree plus track heated car for two hour driving sessions.

The BS Judge grilling Jim
Of course there is cheating on the $500 limit and each team had to determine how much gray area would be stretched to cover their car. There was no room for cheating on the safety of the car and every car had to pass a tech inspection and meet every criterion, bar none. Our bug had one minor infraction on the battery tie down and would not be allowed to run until it was fixed. From the tech station the car and team goes to BS tech where we are grilled (pun intended) about how much the car cost to get into running condition. If you lie too much or don’t have a great story to tell about it you get docked a number of laps or moved up a class (A, B, or C); we stayed in C class with an 8 lap assessment, our 914 type 4 motor with nice looking carbs was too clean looking and therefore suspect. Maybe spreading some dirt and grime on the outside, nothing to impinge on performance, would have been helpful or maybe our driver’s group should have put on more of a show to distract this particular BS judge. Or maybe we could have done all of the above and gotten the judge to laugh and give us the penalty anyway, his looks were deceiving and he was very perceptive. 
For a quick look at most of the cars, a time lapse video of the BS judging: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foKhqi1PxWc

 Note the sophisticated BMW group with the goofy VW group. It was a nice pairing.
Each team comes up with a theme for their car and drivers with crazy decorations for both. It is great fun with some real crazy cars; sharks with fins on the roof and tails up the side of the car to the wing, painting to match; a stretch limo as the Titanic complete with four smoke stacks with trash bags as smoke and a mannequin on the hood; a “Team Apathy” with black on one side, white on the other side, former governor Romney and President Obama campaign slogans on opposite sides; a birthday cake reminiscent of the “Animal House” closing scene, just to mention a few since there were 130 or so cars in the race. Yes, that meant mayhem on the track, more on that in later posts. Our car joined with an existing team under the name “Cerveza Racing”, Dos Equis, and great graphics spoofing the advertising theme “The Most Interesting Man in the World”; the BMW car is “The Most Interesting Car in the World” and our bug is “The Most Interesting People’s Car”. On race eve we pushed our cars around the paddock and served beer from kegs mounted in the cars to the other race teams who were all in various modes of race preparation. Yes, we were popular.
Bug and BMW Cerveza - Rear View
Bug and BMW Cerveza - Side View
 
Cerveza anyone?