Saturday, February 15, 2014

How to Screw Up a Solo Ride All By Yourself

I was feeling pretty pleased with myself because I was so clever to combine a “daddy-do” item and sneaking in a fun ride – I should have seen the whole thing coming right then and humbled myself because, in retrospect, the proverb “Pride cometh before a fall” was in full swing. Fortunately it was not an actual fall.

The day started out pretty good, I was going to meeting my daughter in Beverly Hills at The Grove in order to return her digital camera; she was coming in from Santa Barbara to have a girls’ day out with my granddaughter and friends at the American Girl Place. I had recently upgraded my phone from the ancient iPhone 3Gs to the 5Gs and hadn’t updated my Ram Ball mount so I went old school and Googled the directions from La Crescenta so that I could write the pertinent turns in large letters and slide the sheet into my River Road tank map holder. No worries.



It was a beautiful day for riding with a late morning kick stand up at 66 degrees and only warming up to the low 70s; ideal. I wove my way down the twisties from home and hit the 2 freeway south. Google took me to Glendale Blvd. north to Baxter, on to Rockford, and then to Silver Lake that turned into Beverly Blvd that took me to The Grove. From Glendale to Silver Lake were unfamiliar roads and I found Baxter to be an extreme uphill run with a stop sign that had just enough leveling out to make it an easy stop for a novice rider. No worries. From the stop you look up the hill to an open sky, nothing in the backdrop. I went on up and crested the hill to find a steeper down slope then the approach was up – I was reminded of my first ride on Goliath at Magic Mountain. If I had come up the hill at speed without caring what greeted me on the other side I would have gotten air even on my heavy Victory Cross Country and then I would have careened downhill and into the low wall to be propelled over the handle bars, over the chain-link fence, and into the Silver Lake Reservoir. I’m a cautious rider so none of that happened. When I checked the route this morning my Waze app would have given me a much more direct route and I would have missed my Goliath adventure if I would have had the GPS going.

The rest of the ride to The Grove was a leisurely course along the lake to Beverly Hills where nearly all the beautiful people live, after all, my riding friends are all beautiful and none of them live in Beverly Hills and I’ve been missing them big time. The timing was just right and I pulled out of the parking structure without having to pay after getting some huge hugs from daughter, granddaughter, and friends, and handing over the camera.

In the parking lot I flipped over the route sheet to find my way from there out to Buckles and Belts in Calimesa. I made it to the 10 freeway using dead reckoning and headed east. All I had on the flip-side of my instructions was the address thinking that the Calimesa off ramp would get me there.  That was error number 2 – error number 1 being my feeling clever with myself. The ride out to Calimesa was uneventful and even though freeway riding is not my favorite, the Saturday morning traffic was light enough to allow me to enjoy the ride for what it was, a trip out to get a rider’s vest and have my Greater Los Angeles Victory Riders patch sewn on.

The Calimesa off ramp only got me off the freeway and onto the side roads and I got turned around pretty fast. I pulled over, twisted around and opened my saddle bag where, for some stupid reason, I had my iPhone. I got the route I needed in my head, put my phone into my zippered jacket pocket where I usually keep it, and made my way to Buckles and Belts, a destination store for solo and group rides. When I pulled into the lot there were three Harley riders getting back on their bikes. They complimented me on the VCC and then told me that the saddle bag was open. Embarrassed, I looked over and found that the not-so-cheap patch had blown out. I was so flustered that I could barely muster a decent thank you and return the compliments; they had a nice set of bikes and deserved more appreciation than I could give them right then. My planned leisurely shopping and patch sewing excursion was crushed. I ran in, found the vest and made a cursory lap around a store that had patches for every taste, jackets, vests, belts, and a wonderful group of family owners. I recommend the place and a visit to their website to read the owner’s story: http://www.buckle-belts.net/ . I plan on going back once Mission Arizona ’14, retirement from AT&T, and my son’s wedding are all behind me in April.

My ride home after retracing my steps and not finding the patch was glum at best and tedious to boot. Needless to say there is a lesson to be learned here, stay vigilant on the ride. When something unexpected happens and gets you out of your normal riding habits, take a step back and take inventory of your bike, your attitude, and where you are heading. Do this and it will help you keep the iron side up.

My new Ram Mount and iPhone 5s; yes, I can still learn.